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Bare Bottom: A real
treat with pear,
apple, and melon
notes and based on
the popular “Butt
Naked” fragrance (I
really didn’t make
that up!). With
hemp oil, shea
butter, pears,
melon, and mango
butter.
Too much of a good thing is wonderful....Mae West
Orange Pekoe
Chai:  A warm
tea-based
fragrance with
ginger and spices.
With avocado oil,
mango butter,
hempseed oil,
ginger, tea leaves,
and orange zest.
It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end....Ursula K. LeGuin
Cantaloupe and
Cucumber:  Fresh
and not too sweet,
this is popular with
everyone. With rice
bran oil, cantaloupe,
cucumber, shea
butter, and flax oil.
Men and melons are hard to know....Benjamin Franklin
Punkin Pie:  A
sweetly spicy
delight!  With
rice bran oil,
pumpkin, apricot
kernel oil, shea
butter, and
allspice.
Houses are but walls and beams; Homes are built of love and dreams....Anon.
Cherry-Almond:  
The classic
fragrance in a soap
that is both
soothing and
smoothing. With
sweet almond oil,
mango butter,
apricot kernel oil,
and ground almonds
There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy....Rober Louis Stevenson
Rosy Cheeks: A
luscious rose and
berry blend. With
hempseed oil,
shea butter,
blackberries, and
rose petals
...But he that dares not grasp the thorn should never crave the rose....Anne Bronte
Flower Child:  A
Patchouli blend
fragrance, plus
plenty of beneficial
botanicals, this is a
far-out soap great
for both sexes. With
hempseed oil, shea
butter, calendula
blossoms, green
tea, comfrey leaf
You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here...Desiderata
Starry Night:  A
romantic floral
with stargazer
lilies leading the
way. With shea
butter, fragrance
oil, flaxseed oil,
kaolin, and
powdered rose
hips
The modest rose puts forth a thorn, The humble sheep a threatening horn. While the lily white shall in love delight; Nor a thorn nor a threat stain her beauty bright....William Blake
Goatmeal-N-
Honey:  Soothing
and exfoliating with
oatmeal, local
Walker’s honey,
and shea butter,
it's our take on the
classic. With shea
butter, honey,
sunflower oil, and
ground oatmeal.
Very little is needed to make a happy life...Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
Vanilla-Chamomile:
Warm vanilla and
soothing chamomile
says it all! With
Avocado oil, shea
butter, flaxseed oil,
chamomile, and
vanilla bean
A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life....James Allen
Lime&Coconut:  
Tangy lime and
creamy coconut for
a skin-loving
tropical treat. With
cocoa butter,mango
butter, coconut
water, coconut,lime
zest
Seasonal, usually in
stock May - Sept

I'll try to get it made,
but it will be after
standard inventory is
restocked.
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first....Ernestine Ulmer
Winter Pine:  A
fresh pine
fragrance with
hints of spice; a
favorite with the
guys all year.  
With cocoa
butter, sunflower
oil, and comfrey
leaf
If I could only have you near, to breathe a sigh or two, I would be happy just to hold the hand I love; on this winter's night with you....Gordon Lightfoot
Non-Fat Bottom
Fudge: Who doesn’t
love chocolate? For
external use only,
but your exterior
will love it as much
as you enjoy the
edible variety!  With
cocoa butter,
mango butter, and
cocoa.
Seasonal, usually in
stock from Jan-Feb for
the Valentine's season.

I'll try to get it made,
but it will be after
standard inventory is
restocked.
You are what you eat, but I'm not one to brood-- The minute I heard it, I ate pretty food!...Anon.
Soaps are $5.00 a bar.

Soaps marked with     are produced
seasonally.  All varieties are made in small
batches and may be out of stock at any
time.
Heavyweight
cotton Tee with
"Hoofprint"
logo and farm
emblem.  Plain
back.
Tan/brown
S - XXL
$15.00
SIZE
Distressed brown
cotton ball cap.  
"Hoofprint" logo
and farm emblem
on front; "Goat
milk makes your
butt better!"
above adjustment
band on back.
Dark brown/white
One size
$12.00
Heavyweight
cotton Tee with  
"Hoofprint" logo
and farm emblem
on front, and
"Goat milk makes
your butt better!"
on the back.
Tan/brown
S - XXL
$18.00
SIZE
Tan corduroy ball
cap with our
"Hoofprint" logo
on front; "Goat
milk makes your
butt better!" on
back.
Tan/Dark brown
One size
$14.00
Ladies' cotton
Tee with our
"Hoofprint" logo
and farm emblem
on front.  Plain
back.
Pink/brown
S - XL
$18.00
SIZE


Apparel items are made-to order...please allow 4-6 weeks
for delivery.
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